On a lighter note because I am blank, (I would love to read uncommonly known things abut my country too cause I don’t know) I decided to humor my fellow Zimbos with a you know you are Zimbo if…. list enjoy 🙂

1. You say sanguages and not sandwhich

2. You have been a billionaire scratch that trillionaire

3. You refer to every soft drink as coke and only bought when you have visitors.

4. You cannot count up to ten in your own language and it doesn’t bother you at all

5. You think plastic bag and paper bag is the same thing.

6. You refer to Cobra for all floor polish, Surf for all washing powder, Colgate for all toothpaste, Cutex for all nail polish

7. You believe in recycling- old tyres make good shoes, old stockings
are great for shining the floor and using as thread for plaiting hair (mabhanzi), newspaper makes good toilet paper

8. You know there are two classes of people- maSALAD and maSRB

9. You bad-mouth the government but never vote.

10. You hear the word wedding and immediately think of steps and rice and chicken.

11. You or your relative has named your dog after animals that are not related to dogs. e.g. Tiger , Spider then there is Rocky

12. Your fridge usually has 2litre Mazoe containers filled with water only

13. You visit a relative without prior notice

20. You proud of going to Dubai, SA for holiday but you have never been to Nyanga, Great Zimbabwe or even Chinhoyi Caves

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